Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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