I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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