I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
