i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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