That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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