I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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