what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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