Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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