Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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