I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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