i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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