so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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