Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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