dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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