guys are not supposed to queef...right?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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