Joe is yelling at the trees again.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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