GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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