it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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