Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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