It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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