So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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