Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
