Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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