Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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