i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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