I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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