just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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