I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
