Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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