Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I CAN MOONWALK!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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