Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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