even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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