That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
