i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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