It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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