im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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