his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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