i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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