I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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