who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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