i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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