So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i believe in u and ur pee
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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