Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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