you guys were way drunker than both of me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How does one acquire holy water?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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