if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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