Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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