Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
