So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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