Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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