some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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