i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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