I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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