Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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