It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
