I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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