is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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