I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
