Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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