ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You've changed since you got that strap on
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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